Martin: But I have always wanted to be an airline captain.
Douglas: Really?
Martin: Yes, ever since I was six.
Douglas: Oh, and before that?
Martin: I wanted to be an aeroplane.
FEOAGJEDOGJD LOOK AT THE BABY CRIEFF OMG
God. He’s so damn precious.
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I know how I want Sherlock to tell John he’s alive in season three. I want him to just show up in that damn fridge. Like, he guts it out during the night and John opens it in the morning and he’s all “Hello.” And John proceeds to slam it in his face.
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31A haiku, by Deadpool:
I hate broccoli,
And think it totally sucks,
Why is it not meat?
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HOLY FRICKIN TOLEDO, YOU GUYS.
THE NOTES
THE NOTES.
AND THEY’RE STILL COMING.
I’m honored.
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BROS BROS BROS
putting the ass in assassins
twice.
Reblogging again for best comment
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